It’s 11.40pm and I’m bushed, exhausted more than usual. That pathology paper though 😦 . I’m lying here on my bed and I’m thinking how badly i want to fart…don’t go judging me here..here me out 😉 …so here I am under the covers and I want to fart one of those big-let-it-out ripple stinker doodles( we’ve all had them..hehe..don’t be ashamed 😀 )
Its a big ripple and I can feel it forming in my intestines, gradually making its way down south making those god awful noises that aren’t so alluring but always happening when your near that ‘ka-jamaa’ your crushing on..anyway back to my point….I’m in my dark room(lights are off I was going to bed), windows closed( due to my paranoia of stalkers watching me sleep at night, they are forever closed despite the heat- too many criminal minds and stalker episodes I presume) and this fart is coming fast.. I know deep down( and just in case you don’t have the deep connection and intuition feelings with your farts I advise you get checked..:-P )
gotta trust your gut I tell you
Anyway I know deep down that if I let this one out it will be one hell of a rumpus in my room…I have like 3 seconds to decide…to keep it in or to let it out..
If I keep it in I will be the classic bloated goat the entire night and in my current state, sleep is necessary. On the other hand if I let it out under the covers, that would mean that I would have to huff fart the entire night or week for that matter; and if I let it out in the open, the entire room will smell of brouhaha till morning come meaning that it may get onto my clothes, into my closet, onto my bags and I would be a walking stench the entire day( not unless hell freezes over /o\) DILEMMA!!!!!!
OHHHH..this is excruciating….okay decision made…
I let it out and it comes with the exuberance of a young juvenile winning his first duel together with the roar of lions and the sordid laugh of a hyena…you get that horrid but pleasant sound??…It goes on and on and ohhhhh the freedom it brings…..
All for the love for sponge bob
After the undulations end, it hits me how suddenly free I feel..Its crazy I know. I needed to let it out and it came out with all the tensions,frustrations,bottled excitements, the ups,downs,crazy and dull moments of the day that were weighing on me……I won’t lie that felt crazy good..\o/
I don’t know about y’all but I think y’all just need to fart, even if its just a little bit before you sleep…Or not :-P; if your sleeping in the same room with others we don’t need cases of suffocation amongst us…but all in all find a way to let it all out before it comes out in other ways…IE diarrhea….and not just the normal one if you get what i mean….
But it stinks in here so let me open the windows for a bit, or the whole night who knows I may conquer my fears tonight as well… 🙂
that breeze though….brrrr
See you on the next one …
remember to fart…hehehe
PS:- don’t go judging me if you see me tomorrow 🙂
there is no spongebob without patrick 🙂